Howdy,
This'll be a shorty folks as I'm pretty bushed. Ole Ken Sr. had his stupid football party today and I had to get out. First, I grabbed me some snacks he set up and I see a big ole banner hanging over there Fancy Nancy TV. Steelers? Ken Sr. is a Steelers fan? The Bills man show some hometown pride. Down in The City they can argue over the Jets and Giants 'till the cows come home, but up here in north country we have our Buffalo Bills. If your an Upstater, they are your team. Now I know you folks who aint from 'round here will say that the Bills had the murdering numbskull OJ. But hey, if he was once on your hometown team would you hate them? Steelers fan, Good Gravy Marie! Lord, I know it is wrong to hate others, but this feller is malkin' it too easy. C'mon Big Guy, can I have one for the Gipper?
Anywhoes, Big Sis gives me this free bus pass to Turning Stone with a coupon for35 buckeroos in chips. Now I aint a gambling man and those Injuns scare the Bejesus out of me but what the heck? I lost all of my $35 two minutes after I walked in and security guys kept bothering me. They said if I wasn't playing I'd have to leave, plus the bar was way too pricey. So I took me a free shuttle bus into Utica and mulled around some. Had a nice dinner and God's Honest Truth some really good beer. I don't care what they say 'bout you, Utica!
Just got home, Ken and some of his Bozzos're still yukking it up. I am so glad I burnt his comics. Sorry Lord, but I hope he gets hit but an Indian Casino bus.
Tired Tim
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Sorry folks, that's supposed to say Turning Stone in the title. Just like Miss Jenkin's always said, proofread! You silly numbskull, Kisper.
ReplyDeleteYou should go to foxwoods with Buster Zuinsky and Mike and Phil.They usually stow away on the Fung Wa bus and hit on them cute aisan girls.One time Buster even picked up an older woman(A real miss swan type).They usually jump off right at Foxwoods and hich a ride back.
ReplyDeleteWhere is this Foxywoods? And what time do you want to meet? I'd stay away from them Asian ladies. This one time I went with this gal from Viet Nam and I got sick (you know, one of them sex diseases)plus she handcuffed me to the bed and stole my boots and my wallet. I want me a nice lady but I don't need a Miss Swan. You boys be careful.
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