Folks, I am angry.

I'm kinda upset folks, you know Ole Tim don't like to speak bad about the gentler gender but Ihad a custome today who was a real B I double hockey sticks if you'll pardon my French. This old bird goes and tells the manager that some weird guy is looking at a couple of young girls and touching his privates. Although she used the M word. Mr. Miller asks Zach who she's talkin' bout and he says Orangeman. Orangeman is my nickname due to the fact that I'm from Syracuse, Lou gave it to me (God rest his soul) and I called him Statehouse seeing as how he was from Albany. So ole Steve Miller says "Kisper, this customer saw you touching your privates". Although he uses the M word too. Well I says look I ain't no John Sloss, I don't touch my privates 'cept so I don't hit the wall when I tinkle, and yeah in the shower when I wash them. The Episcopalian Church don't go for no touching your privates, I don't do none of that Puppetshow boy stuff tying up gals and spanking them, like that John Sloss.Tim Kisper don't do none of this malarkey and he, I mean I, sure don't touch my dang privates. He ain't havin' it and says a drunken bum like me should go and kiss his ole feet for him a hiring me in the first place and makes me apologize to the old bird. She says she ain't shopping at the Job Lot no more and I get suspended for a week. Ole Steve Miller says I owe him one for not calling the cops. I wish he would fly like an eagle right out a here. I got a good mine to go on down there tomorrow and raise me some Cain. There's a bottle o houtch out there a callin' my name, I feel like I jumped out a plane with no parachute. TIM KISPER DON'T TOUCH HIS DANG PRIVATES! THAT'S A SIN!